“Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.” “The best way..

I posted this ages ago, but it’s so funny that when I saw it retweeted last night, I had to resurrect it. (Thanks to Sergio..

Fascinating news… (with thanks to Lindsay Powell for the link) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-31610266